If I win the Powerball tonight

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
01/13/2016 at 21:39 • Filed to: None

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...then I can buy an aftermarket warranty for the old girl and still have enough left over for a tank of gas.


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Kinja'd!!! CB > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 21:41

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Invent some sort of mechanism so you can remain barefoot in the snow without getting frostbite.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > CB
01/13/2016 at 21:43

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You mean callus isn’t enough?


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 21:44

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The winnings will be enough to buy one window switch.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > MLGCarGuy
01/13/2016 at 21:46

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You think you’re joking, but you’re almost not.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 21:51

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“If I win I will finally be able to afford my Phaeton and shoes!” -Jagvar


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2016 at 21:54

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It’s still going to be one or the other.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 21:58

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Random. That car looks absolutely massive next to you.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Matt Nichelson
01/13/2016 at 21:59

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It is a massive car, and I am also a hobbit-sized person.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 22:23

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You could buy shoes....


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 23:18

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I laughed more than I should have at that one.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Jagvar
01/14/2016 at 16:05

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Topical random comment/fact. I am investigating the purchase of an extended warranty for my F-150. Ford will provide extended warranties for competitor cars with some exceptions. The Phaeton is specifically excluded as are all other VW’s with W12 engines.